๐ ABOUT ME ๐
INTERCATS.CA โ THE INTERNET OF CATS
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THIS IS MY PAGE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
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๐ WHO AM I??? ๐
Greetings fellow Netizen!! Welcome to my corner of the World Wide Web!!
My name is TOM, I live in
VANCOUVER, and I made this website because
I have a cat and I think she deserves her own domain name.
(She agrees.)
I have been on the Internet since 1995 and I know
how to make websites using HTML.
I learned everything I know from View Source.
I also know how to make a really good playlist on Winamp.
โ ๏ธ NOTE: The most important thing you need to know about me is that I have a 16-year-old
cat named Zuzia who is basically 80 in human years and who will outlive us all.
โก QUICK FACTS ABOUT ME โก
๐ Location:Vancouver, Canada ๐
๐ผ Occupation:GLORIFIED ELECTRON PUSHER (need money for cat food)
๐ฑ Cats owned:1 (one is enough โ she is 80)
โ Coffee or tea:Yes
๐ฅ๏ธ OS of choice:Linux (Zuzia uses macOS)
๐ต Currently playing:Sandstorm โ Darude (obviously)
๐บ Currently watching:Cat TV (with Zuzia)
๐ Favourite website:intercats.ca (this one)
โค๏ธ THINGS I LIKE AND DON'T LIKE โค๏ธ
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LIKES
๐ฑ Zuzia
โ High-caffeine-content beverages
๐ต Fancy audio equipment
๐ฅ๏ธ Tinkering with servers
๐ The internet at 2am
๐ฅฉ Korean BBQ beef
๐ Reading all the things
๐ค Clankers and AI slop
๐พ Cat paws specifically
โ HATES
๐ Loud people
๐ถ Loud dogs
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Mornings
๐ฑ Notifications
๐ Poorly done calamari
๐ Internet Explorer and Windows
๐ Entitled parkers
โฐ When Zuzia wakes me up at 5am
๐ฝ๏ธ When her bowl has food in it but it's not the RIGHT food
๐ป MY EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL SKILL SET ๐ป
Convincing Zuzia to eat her food
Sleeping through 5am crying
Telling strangers about my cat
Linux server administration
Keeping those around me guessing
๐ฑ A NOTE ABOUT ZUZIA ๐ฑ
People often ask me: "Why does your cat have her own domain name?"
And to those people I say: "Why does your cat NOT have her own domain name?"
Zuzia has been with me since 2010.
She has survived: several apartments and houses, at least two cities, one massive wealth-transfer event (I believe they called it a "pandemic"), and the indignity of being briefly named "Speckles".
She is 16 years old. She has mild arthritis and beautiful teeth. She eats only the finest
stinky pรขtรฉ and Royal Canin Advanced Mobility Support crunchies. She hisses at
strangers. She has never once apologized to a subcreature for anything.
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She is, without question, among the best cats who has ever lived (RIP Dusty, Sophie, and Squeaks).
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