๐Ÿ“– ABOUT ME ๐Ÿ“–

INTERCATS.CA โ€” THE INTERNET OF CATS
๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป THIS IS MY PAGE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป

๐ŸŒŸ WHO AM I??? ๐ŸŒŸ

Greetings fellow Netizen!! Welcome to my corner of the World Wide Web!! My name is TOM, I live in VANCOUVER, and I made this website because I have a cat and I think she deserves her own domain name. (She agrees.)


I have been on the Internet since 1995 and I know how to make websites using HTML. I learned everything I know from View Source. I also know how to make a really good playlist on Winamp.


โš ๏ธ NOTE: The most important thing you need to know about me is that I have a 16-year-old cat named Zuzia who is basically 80 in human years and who will outlive us all.

โšก QUICK FACTS ABOUT ME โšก

๐Ÿ“ Location:Vancouver, Canada ๐Ÿ
๐Ÿ’ผ Occupation:GLORIFIED ELECTRON PUSHER (need money for cat food)
๐Ÿฑ Cats owned:1 (one is enough โ€” she is 80)
โ˜• Coffee or tea:Yes
๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ OS of choice:Linux (Zuzia uses macOS)
๐ŸŽต Currently playing:Sandstorm โ€” Darude (obviously)
๐Ÿ“บ Currently watching:Cat TV (with Zuzia)
๐ŸŒ Favourite website:intercats.ca (this one)

โค๏ธ THINGS I LIKE AND DON'T LIKE โค๏ธ

โŒ HATES

๐Ÿ”Š Loud people
๐Ÿถ Loud dogs
๐ŸŒ… Mornings
๐Ÿ“ฑ Notifications
๐Ÿ™ Poorly done calamari
๐ŸŒ€ Internet Explorer and Windows
๐Ÿš— Entitled parkers
โฐ When Zuzia wakes me up at 5am
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ When her bowl has food in it but it's not the RIGHT food

๐Ÿ’ป MY EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL SKILL SET ๐Ÿ’ป

Cat ownership
98%
HTML / making websites
75%
Convincing Zuzia to eat her food
12%
Sleeping through 5am crying
3%
Telling strangers about my cat
MAXED
Linux server administration
65%
Keeping those around me guessing
85%

๐Ÿฑ A NOTE ABOUT ZUZIA ๐Ÿฑ

People often ask me: "Why does your cat have her own domain name?" And to those people I say: "Why does your cat NOT have her own domain name?"


Zuzia has been with me since 2010. She has survived: several apartments and houses, at least two cities, one massive wealth-transfer event (I believe they called it a "pandemic"), and the indignity of being briefly named "Speckles".


She is 16 years old. She has mild arthritis and beautiful teeth. She eats only the finest stinky pรขtรฉ and Royal Canin Advanced Mobility Support crunchies. She hisses at strangers. She has never once apologized to a subcreature for anything.


โ˜… She is, without question, among the best cats who has ever lived (RIP Dusty, Sophie, and Squeaks). โ˜…

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